DANGAN MAFIA | UNKNOWN: HELLO DEAD PEOPLE

[desbear]

YOU ARE DEAD!

Feel free to discuss and despair about your deaths in great detail! I'll just stand here and watch from a distance unless you want me to join in... Upupupu...

Comments

[notintheface]

Doesn't matter, I'm from like 1000 years in the future dude. I probably know it. [ If it's American. ]

[desbear]

[ But what if he starts inching closer??? ]

[ultimateidiot]

[ Won't be noticing. ]

[desbear]

[ Inching closer... Inching closer... Closer... Cloooooseeeeeer... ]

[desbear]

Right, right! And it's a spoiler from another game starring me, I mean. Plus, it's in Japanese.

BEING MOLE IS SUFFERING

[lacrima]

From this day forward, I promise not to kill--or fight--demons for a year. [Sigh.] I really hope Prinny can last since I screwed up big time.

[notintheface]

Oh. That sounds boring then.

[desbear]

Really? You sure were quick to push her into the path of a moving bus there!

[desbear]

You can just have the chips then. I made them myself!

[notintheface]

[ ............ ]

What's in it?

[desbear]

Guacamole and salsa and special Monobear ingredients.

[notintheface]

Oh. Okay, cool.

[ Didn't care too much, he just doesn't trust you. ]

[desbear]

I'll get you some right now!

[notintheface]

[ Doesn't know why you're being nice right now, buuutt doesn't have any fucks to give. ]

[lacrima]

Yeah, I know. Guess I got caught up in the excitement--that is, first being suspected by everyone, and then helped in the end. It felt kinda nice, even though I wasn't on their side. Guess I just can never be the bad guy.

[Another sigh. What's done is done, no?]

oh oops

[disillusionary]

Irrelevant. Just learn from your mistake, alright?

[disillusionary]

It is impossible for me to see my own reflection. Mirrors, photos or otherwise. In fact the only way I know how I look is from a family painting back at the castle.

[disillusionary]

It's just a game; you needn't be ridden with so much guilt.

[ultimateidiot]

[ Okay he's not that thick. ]

What is it that you are trying to do?

[ultimateidiot]

It would be most helpful if someone were to tell me what the mistake was.

[ He can't really... apologise without knowing what it was he did wrong. ]

[ultimateidiot]

I am confused. What does killing or fighting demons have to do with screwing up?

[desbear]

Upupupupu... That is true.

[ Hey look, a knowing grin. ]

I guess that means the existence of that photograph is impossible!

[desbear]

Ah, I got caught!

[ In his...paws, there's a marker. ]

[ultimateidiot]

...Please leave if you have no business.

[desbear]

[ And he comes back the absolutely worst chips you've seen. Ever. ]

Here you go!