Feel free to discuss and despair about your deaths in great detail! I'll just stand here and watch from a distance unless you want me to join in... Upupupu...
[ With that warning out of the way, he goes back to his regular, smiley self to reply to that question. See, even though, Britney did that, he's still willing to answer! ...Mostly. ]
They kept changing their mind, so perhaps I'm not entirely sure.
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[ A sigh, another irritated adjustment of his glasses. There's an eyetwitch from the Britney comment though. ]
Honestly.
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[ Monobear giggles his "upupupu" laugh for a bit before continuing. ]
Isn't that so full of despair, Britney?
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There's another twitch of that brow though. You better have good reflexes, bear, because there's a pair of pruning shears heading in your direction.
It's only when he retracts them does he speak. ]
My name is William T. Spears of London's Dispatch and Soul Collection department and I would thank you to use my name when addressing me.
I have no relation whatsoever to a fallen pop princess.
[ And adjusting his glasses because that was distraction enough. ]
Despair, or as you said, ill fortune. Would I be at the liberty to ask who their original target was?
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Yes, Your Uptightness!
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And I'll let that slide this time, but I'll warn you not to try that again!
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They kept changing their mind, so perhaps I'm not entirely sure.