desbear: (your teenage angst has a body count)
MONOBEAR a.k.a YOUR CUTE HEADMASTER ([personal profile] desbear) wrote2012-09-02 10:49 pm
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DANGAN MAFIA | UNKNOWN: HELLO DEAD PEOPLE


YOU ARE DEAD!

Feel free to discuss and despair about your deaths in great detail! I'll just stand here and watch from a distance unless you want me to join in... Upupupu...
lamortenoir: ([perk] And I'm the only one)

[personal profile] lamortenoir 2012-09-03 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
The horrible luck of being the one most likely to conduct an investigation...? Perhaps so.

[ A sigh, another irritated adjustment of his glasses. There's an eyetwitch from the Britney comment though. ]

Honestly.
lamortenoir: ([huh] My shallow heart's)

[personal profile] lamortenoir 2012-09-03 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Allow me to provide us with fitting music for this conversation.

There's another twitch of that brow though. You better have good reflexes, bear, because there's a pair of pruning shears heading in your direction.

It's only when he retracts them does he speak. ]


My name is William T. Spears of London's Dispatch and Soul Collection department and I would thank you to use my name when addressing me.

I have no relation whatsoever to a fallen pop princess.

[ And adjusting his glasses because that was distraction enough. ]

Despair, or as you said, ill fortune. Would I be at the liberty to ask who their original target was?