DANGAN MAFIA | UNKNOWN: HELLO DEAD PEOPLE

[desbear]

YOU ARE DEAD!

Feel free to discuss and despair about your deaths in great detail! I'll just stand here and watch from a distance unless you want me to join in... Upupupu...

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[ultimateidiot]

[ Feel that? It's a cloud of despair. Right in the corner.

Because he is dead. ]

[desbear]

[ HE LOVES YOU RIGHT NOW

JUST SAYING

HE'LL BE NEARBY GOING UPUPUPU OVER THAT DESPAIR

CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT ]

[ultimateidiot]

[ Go ahead, it's not like he cares right now. Maybe in a few hours, but right now is gdi-i'm-dead-why time. ]

[desbear]

[ But what if he starts inching closer??? ]

[ultimateidiot]

[ Won't be noticing. ]

[desbear]

[ Inching closer... Inching closer... Closer... Cloooooseeeeeer... ]

[ultimateidiot]

[ Okay he's not that thick. ]

What is it that you are trying to do?

[desbear]

Ah, I got caught!

[ In his...paws, there's a marker. ]

[ultimateidiot]

...Please leave if you have no business.

[desbear]

But I wanted to draw...

[ultimateidiot]

...Draw what?

[desbear]

Monobears.

[ultimateidiot]

...where? [ He sees no paper. ]

[desbear]

You.

[ultimateidiot]

[ .... What.

Surely there's a reason for it though, right? ]

Headmaster... is it imperative that you draw "monobears" on me?

[disillusionary]

Well. Now you know not to make young ladies cry.

what I thought I replied to this

[ultimateidiot]

It was not intentional.

[ He's genuine, too. ]

oh oops

[disillusionary]

Irrelevant. Just learn from your mistake, alright?

[ultimateidiot]

It would be most helpful if someone were to tell me what the mistake was.

[ He can't really... apologise without knowing what it was he did wrong. ]

[disillusionary]

[ Tough luck Hakuryuu Super High School Level Douche Heir isn't going to tell you. Have fun figuring it out yourself! <3 ]