DANGAN MAFIA | UNKNOWN: HELLO DEAD PEOPLE

[desbear]

YOU ARE DEAD!

Feel free to discuss and despair about your deaths in great detail! I'll just stand here and watch from a distance unless you want me to join in... Upupupu...

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MAFIA, DESPAIR IS TRULY THY NAME.

[notintheface]

Yeah. I noticed.

[ He takes a pause. ]

Meh, whatever. Fuck it. I can finally relax here.

BUT OF COURSE

[desbear]

Upupupu... Want more beer?

[notintheface]

And chips and video games?

[desbear]

Chips are fine! But the only video game I have on me is a spoiler, so I can't let you see it.

[notintheface]

Doesn't matter, I'm from like 1000 years in the future dude. I probably know it. [ If it's American. ]

[desbear]

Right, right! And it's a spoiler from another game starring me, I mean. Plus, it's in Japanese.

[notintheface]

Oh. That sounds boring then.

[desbear]

You can just have the chips then. I made them myself!

[notintheface]

[ ............ ]

What's in it?

[desbear]

Guacamole and salsa and special Monobear ingredients.

[notintheface]

Oh. Okay, cool.

[ Didn't care too much, he just doesn't trust you. ]

[desbear]

I'll get you some right now!

[notintheface]

[ Doesn't know why you're being nice right now, buuutt doesn't have any fucks to give. ]

[desbear]

[ And he comes back the absolutely worst chips you've seen. Ever. ]

Here you go!

[notintheface]

[ ........ ]

Did you take a dump on my chips?

[desbear]

Huh?! Of course not! Your chips are not the woods.

[notintheface]

Then did why is your shit on my chips? [ Hi a little buzzed. ] Don't tell me you gave me your food.