DANGAN MAFIA | UNKNOWN: HELLO DEAD PEOPLE

[desbear]

YOU ARE DEAD!

Feel free to discuss and despair about your deaths in great detail! I'll just stand here and watch from a distance unless you want me to join in... Upupupu...

Comments

NIGHT 2

[desbear]

Wow, we have three guests today! Britney, you don't need to be lonely anymore!

Re: NIGHT 2

[i_have_killer_swag]

Yo- Just trying to follow your order sir. No unnecessary deaths, right?

[disillusionary]

Three innocents in one day. My oh my. Things don't look good for our heroes.

[desbear]

Upupupupu! Even I didn't foresee this happening!

Well, actually scratch that. I sort of did foresee you being targeted! After all, you were the most logical of that bunch yesterday.

[disillusionary]

When you put it that way, I'm flattered. Here's to hoping they don't run about pointing fingers using their emotions rather than mind, but the chances of that... [ ~Hand motions~ Yes he is insulting them from beyond the grave. But it's only the truth. And it's not like they can see. ]

[desbear]

...Are considerably low!

[ Which is good for his moles! ...Probably. ]

For a group of students with Super High School Level Good Luck on their sides, they're not very fortunate.

[disillusionary]

Haha, I'd have to agree there. Let's see if things turn out better for them tomorrow.

[desbear]

It depends on who they lynch today, that's for sure!

[disillusionary]

Hopefully they actually get it right this time.

Or at least not vote on merit of petty arguments, as terrible as it is to make a young lady cry.

[lamortenoir]

[ Swift kick to the head and a prodding of the scythe the moment he's down. ]

Be that as it may I had also requested that you remain mindful of the situation and above all things your own safety as it were.

[desbear]

Upupupupu! Your death was not in vain!

[lamortenoir]

...

[ Want another scythe to the face, bear? ]

[desbear]

Uwaaaah, no violence against the headmaster!!!

[lamortenoir]

[ He'll let it pass because that's a pretty flattering photo ngl. ]

[desbear]

[ Aww, he knew you loved him! :') ]

[disillusionary]

I was going to greet Sir Monobear with a "See you tomorrow night, assuming I'm still alive by then". [Until his mun changed it which she now regrets.] Looks like it was spot on.

[disillusionary]

--Also. I can't say I approve of that portrait of mine. [ What would Sophia say? ]

[desbear]

Oh? Is there something wrong with it?

[disillusionary]

I don't smile like that--!

[ He so does. Just not here. ]

[desbear]

That's a photograph, you know. And I didn't bother to shoop it.

[disillusionary]

... Shop? [ Is that some kind of witchcraft. ]

[desbear]

Would "alterations" be easier to understand?

[disillusionary]

Ah, yes.

[ Long pause. ]

... But that being a photograph of me is impossible.

[ Denial 5ever because wow how could Sophia love someone with such an evil grin. Plus he's still pretending he's a vampire. ]

Re: NIGHT 2

[ultimateidiot]

Can I not go back? Since three people are here? Surely I shall not be missed in this room.

[desbear]

Yes, you can not go back. And nah, your fellow dead Super High School Level Students will miss you.