DANGAN MAFIA | UNKNOWN: HELLO DEAD PEOPLE

[desbear]

YOU ARE DEAD!

Feel free to discuss and despair about your deaths in great detail! I'll just stand here and watch from a distance unless you want me to join in... Upupupu...

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[disillusionary]

I was going to greet Sir Monobear with a "See you tomorrow night, assuming I'm still alive by then". [Until his mun changed it which she now regrets.] Looks like it was spot on.

[disillusionary]

--Also. I can't say I approve of that portrait of mine. [ What would Sophia say? ]

[desbear]

Oh? Is there something wrong with it?

[disillusionary]

I don't smile like that--!

[ He so does. Just not here. ]

[desbear]

That's a photograph, you know. And I didn't bother to shoop it.

[disillusionary]

... Shop? [ Is that some kind of witchcraft. ]

[desbear]

Would "alterations" be easier to understand?

[disillusionary]

Ah, yes.

[ Long pause. ]

... But that being a photograph of me is impossible.

[ Denial 5ever because wow how could Sophia love someone with such an evil grin. Plus he's still pretending he's a vampire. ]

[desbear]

I'm curious! How is it impossible?

[disillusionary]

It is impossible for me to see my own reflection. Mirrors, photos or otherwise. In fact the only way I know how I look is from a family painting back at the castle.

[desbear]

Upupupupu... That is true.

[ Hey look, a knowing grin. ]

I guess that means the existence of that photograph is impossible!

[disillusionary]

[ Are you implying he doesn't know himself well enough bear. ]

... No matter. A portrait so small isn't worth fussing over. --I'm just grateful mine hasn't been defiled.